Accidents = eVie?

My gawd.
I think I'm subconsciously trying to kill myself.
Or unconsciously. Since I'm seriously doubting an intention to kill myself.

But hor, in the past month:

1. Stubbing my toe
2. Hitting myself in the face with my specs. Red painful indentation as a result
3. Scratch myself with my nails somehow.
4. Bang my head against car ceiling, doors etc
5. Getting my finger caught between tables, clips
6. Scratching my car. Now that was OMBWTF bad.
7. Scraping myself against rough surfaces
8. Knocking into tables & chairs with my big bag

And that is as much as my memory serves me.
Take the happenings on the list and multiply them by a couple more incidents each, you'll probably get an idea of how much I am trying to unconsciously hurt myself.

Serious klutz I tell you.

Just a lil update to tell you I'm finee. =) I think that sounded a tad bit ironic.

Leave you with an awesome joke I heard in class.

We were talking about paraphilias in Forensic Psych Class.
Definition is something by the lines of being sexually aroused by unusual objects that in normal circumstances do not result in sexual arousal. Don't go ahead and believe me, go find your definition.
Anyway, Ms.W was talking about a form of paraphilia whereby the person is sexually aroused when they see a cockcroach or someone stomping on a cockcroach.
Yea. Cockroach. Lipas. Ka Za.
So it went something like this:

"You know, as weird as these people are, you gotta pity them. I mean, they're sexually aroused only when they see someone stomping on the cockroach. And it's really hard to get your wife to stomp on a cockcroach eveytime you know".

*class erupts into laughter*

"Seriously, imagine this. You show that person a porn video. And as the woman undresses, the guy is not the least aroused. He's asking, where's the cockroach?"

*class and eVie especially indulges in fits of laughter*

If it's not funny.
Too bad for you. And boo you too.=P

P.S: Ms.W, if you ever read this. Hee~ Sorry for not following the APA format. I think I was being careless about it, not nonchalant. No worries, not gonna happen for the lab reports. Rofl!